i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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