Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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