We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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