it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i dont even know how to be here
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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