dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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