dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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