do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Come see our sink grown plant.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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