i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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