Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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