I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She's the barista slut.
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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