This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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