do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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