how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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