Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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