You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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