Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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