take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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