i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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