STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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