so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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