Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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