is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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