Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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