If that was your dad, he is hot
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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