Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
whose parrot is this?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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