Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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