good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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