that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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