Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
A+ Viking dick
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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