I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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