The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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