But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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