Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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