It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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