The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
BRING THE BAGELS
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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