i just had sex bonerless
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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