i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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