Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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