Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?

  (573): View more from Missouri

  I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up

  (314): View more from Missouri

  Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (314): Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up? (573): I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up (314): Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days? http://tfl.nu/34og
  Replies (19) Good night (1178) Bad night (1726)
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter. http://tfl.nu/0enu
  Replies (19) Good night (3588) Bad night (709) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem." http://tfl.nu/qcu7
  Replies (13) Good night (2423) Bad night (475)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up

  (915): View more from Texas

  Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up (915): Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat http://tfl.nu/y8qb
  Replies (32) Good night (3791) Bad night (568)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing http://tfl.nu/i2gp
  Replies (18) Good night (1212) Bad night (6682) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (419): View more from Ohio

  All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (419): All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex. http://tfl.nu/ooyw
  Replies (5) Good night (708) Bad night (4381) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  And to think..we used to do everything sober...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): And to think..we used to do everything sober... http://tfl.nu/tbey
  Replies (7) Good night (4659) Bad night (778) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that. http://tfl.nu/b2u0
  Replies (14) Good night (656) Bad night (3097) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages http://tfl.nu/m114
  Replies (4) Good night (639) Bad night (2103) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (360): View more from Washington

  if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (360): if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked http://tfl.nu/kcmn
  Replies (24) Good night (5010) Bad night (1833)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett. http://tfl.nu/f5z3
  Replies (10) Good night (1331) Bad night (363) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask. http://tfl.nu/qumd
  Replies (6) Good night (965) Bad night (285) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (208): View more from Idaho

  Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (208): Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea. http://tfl.nu/vb43
  Replies (7) Good night (933) Bad night (493) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least. http://tfl.nu/hzkn
  Replies (11) Good night (1154) Bad night (354) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare http://tfl.nu/2gb3
  Replies (1) Good night (291) Bad night (135) Order T-Shirt

Randomize