Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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