oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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