her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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