Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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