THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Randomize