Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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