I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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