What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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