Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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