I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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