You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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